Is there a beta on board? :D? :D?

Remember Dorky!Darwin? Remember how I said that it would be awesome if I could find fics about his dorky self? Remember that I said that if I couldn't find those fics, I'd write one myself?
Yeah, I didn't find the fics. So...

I have 1908 words (how I managed to write that much I'll never know) about this chubby face here


(I don't know. I started writing faily teenage!Dorky!Darwin fic and then it was all faily child!Dorky!Darwin fic. Don't ask.)

and I think they really need some betaing, because this is what they look like now

( Snippet of utter fail. Read at your own risk )

So. Who wants to beta? :D?