Things you learn when you work retail

o1. No one will say your name right except for that one coworker. You are "love" to everybody else.
o2. The unreachable top row is always the one that needs restocking.
o3. The number of customers who finds something fluffy to be "too girly" for a boy will always be higher than 0.
o4. Proper lunch break only happens in fiction.
o5. Thank fuck for the employee discount.