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Hello my lovelies! And hello to the new people around here, too :D Um. I don't have an intro post... so, um, we can have an impromptu get-to-know-me Q&A? Just ask away, I promise not to bite :)

Sooo. BBB 2nd wave is about to start (how excited are we? A LOT! Also, if you follow me on twitter I apologize for all the wining I dumped on you while I was finishing my assignment :() Anyway, it looks like the Big Bangs gates have opened and it is now time to sign up for lots of other brilliant challenges :D

bandgirlsbang (yay girls \:D/) is running again this year! I am extremely happy about it *cartwheels*

inception_bang (woohoo!) is here again! If you had fun last time, you should definitely sign up again :D (I know I will!) and now, my darlings, please pay attention because we have a new entry!

eagle_bigbang! I am most excited about this because this fandom needs all the longfics! ALL OF THEM! *urges you to sign up*

Speaking of fics, here's a rec for you all TSN peeps

Pangaea by

princewardo
They have the island, the enclosures and labs and hotels and gift shops and all the little monetizing pieces that Eduardo bullied Mark into letting him get away with. They even have the first of the population: tiny baby stegosaurus that Dustin insists on carrying around and nursing to the point that even he, their so-called reptile specialist, has to admit they’re getting a little on the chubby side for three month old herbivores.

Mark has somehow managed to charm a trio of their velociraptors.

I must have read this story at least once a day for the past week and I still can't get enough of it. As the author says, this is practically dinosaurs kidfic. How can you resist the call? Spoiler: YOU CAN'T! Go click on the link, read the story, and then come back here to tell me that drawing Dustin riding a triceratops is a bad idea and I should desist at once!

Also, these past few days my flist has been swamped in delightful fic memes of all shapes and forms, but I haven't seen a single one for fanart :( so I decided to tweak this one! :D?

The Hypothetical AU Meme: Take any one of the fandoms you know I ~~write~~ doodle AND give me a type of AU (space opera AU, pirate AU, superhero AU, etc) or another time period (Ancient Rome, Regency England, etc). I will then ~~explain what story from that fandom I would AU in that era~~ doodle something quick based on your choice.

Ion, I've spent all of Monday marathoning Ouran Host Club (and then getting scarred on FF.net D:) What anime should I obess over next, my dear flist?

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There’s a sharp, piercing pain at the base of Arthur’s skull when he wakes, and below that a deep, dull ache that tells him he’s been out for a while. He grunts and levers up to his elbows, then touches the back of his head. When he touches the back of his head, his hand comes away bloody.

“Uh,” he grunts. “Uh uh uh.”

From the mouth of the cave comes a low rustling sound, and Arthur struggles to his feet, casting around for something to use as a weapon. His hands scrabble along the walls -- he comes up with nothing.

“Uh!” he says again, forcefully.

By the light of the fire, Arthur can see a man moving towards him -- tall, he thinks, broad-shouldered, thick of neck. Arthur steps back and holds up his hands, though they’ll be no match for the large stick the man is carrying. He’ll go down swinging, though. If he can stay on his feet.

“Hnn,” the man says. He steps closer and the light of the fire burning low in the center of cave illuminates his face.

“Uh uh,” Arthur says. He drops his fists. Eames, again. “Uh,” Arthur says, shaking his head.

“Hnn,” Eames says. He steps closer, warily, and extends a hide to Arthur. It’s damp, and Arthur accepts it gingerly and presses it to the wound on the back of his head. “Hnn?”

“Uh,” Arthur says. “Uh uh uh.” He wants to throw the hide at Eames’ feet and storm out of the cave -- this is the third time Eames has clubbed Arthur over the head and dragged him back here to proposition him -- but there’s something in the sad set of Eames’ shoulders that stops him.

Arthur sighs. “Uh,” he says.

Eames nods sadly. He gestures around the cave, showing Arthur the size fire, the rabbits roasting above it -- Arthur had been so disoriented he hadn’t even noticed them, but now he has, his mouth is watering -- the find drawings carved into the side of the cave. Arthur sighs again.

He sits down. “Uh uh uh uh,” he says. “Uh uh uh uh uh uh.”

Eames nods eagerly and goes to take the spit off the fire. He smiles when he brings the meat over, offering it to Arthur with a soft smile. Arthur rolls his eyes, but accepts it. The meat is hot and greasy and drips all over his fingers and chin. It’s delicious.

“Hnn,” Eames says when he’s done. He wipes his fingers on his furs. “Hnn?”

Arthur nods and licks his fingers clean. The ache in his head has eased, and his belly is full, and it’s so warm in the cave. He sighs and reaches for Eames and kisses the taste of smoked meat off his mouth.

Eventually, he supposes, he’s going to have to let Eames make an honest man of him. But not today, not when the chase is so merry.

I LOVE YOU TO A DEGREE THAT IS TRULY STUPID OMG :DDDDDDDDD

I don't even know what to say right now.

NOTHING! YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY NOTHING BECAUSE YOUR FICLET SAYS IT ALL :DDDDD

uh uh uh!

Hnn! ♥

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THIS!! This is EXACTLY why I did not discourage you from writing on Twitter. Because you make caveman!Arthur & caveman!Eames the MOST AMAZING THING EVER!!

I just cannot even, with this.

I just-
*goggles at you*
Your brain... can I... can I live there?

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