It's not his fault! Ryan and his stupid dead-poets poetry infected him!

The cauliflower thing came to me thanks to this book (http://www.amazon.com/Pride-Prejudice-Zombies-Classic-Ultraviolent/dp/1594743347) :D

Mmmmm.... maybe I will. I have a half assed idea about Brendon bringing home lots of colourful, sparkly, plastic scissors to help Spencer find the right ones...