ADOOOOOORABLE. BUT I AM NOT WRITING IT. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME, OMG.

I MEAN. GODDDD. ARTHUR WOULD BE ALL >:| EAMES, GET TO WORK. AND EAMES WOULD BE ALL ♥_______♥ BUT ARTHUR, ARTHUR YOU'RE KNEES. AND ARTHUR WOULD BE ALL >:| I WILL KILL YOU, I SWEAR TO GOD. AND EAMES WOULD JUST BE LIKE ♥___________♥ YOU'VE ALREADY SHOT ME WITH YOUR ARROW, ARTHUR, HOW MUCH MORE DAMAGE COULD YOU DO?

BUT NO! NO! BECAUSE I STILL HAVE TO FINISH OUR FIVE THINGS THING. AND THE HAIR PULLING FIC. AND THE CARE BEAR WEDDING. AND THE BALLROOM AU. WIPS! I HAS THEM!