Ryan is fun to write about. For example (I'm going to write this right in the comment box, I'm making it up as I go. Watch me fail!):

Brendon doesn't get how a cat as klutzy as Ryan can be such a snob. He constantly falls from the furniture he climbs on (when he manages to climb it), he walks into doorjambs and gets his tail stuck between the pedals of the piano. Now that he thinks about it, Brendon reckons that half the times, Ryan gets in some kind of accident because he walks with his nose up in the air or because he is trying to look glamourous, swishing his tail this way and that without caring where it lands.